Mary Mallon Spreads Typhoid Across New York City – Drunk History

Mary Mallon Spreads Typhoid Across New York City – Drunk History

Hello, I’m Jackie Johnson, and today, we will be discussing Typhoid Mary. [laughs]Let’s travel back to 1900.New York City.Immigrants were just flooding infrom all over the worldto start their new life in America.And then we see one angel face,and she says, I’m Mary Mallon.I am Irish, I’m proud, and I’m here to cook, baby.So, um, […]

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Key & Peele – Mattress Shopping – Uncensored

Key & Peele – Mattress Shopping – Uncensored

– WELCOME TO PAPARD MATTRESS LIQUIDATORS. HOW CAN I HELP YOU TODAY? – I NEED TO BUY A NEW BED. – OKAY. YEAH, GOOD, GOOD. YOU CAME TO THE RIGHT PLACE. I’LL BE MORE THAN HAPPY TO HELP YOU WITH THAT. UH… WHAT SIZE YOU NEED? A FULL, QUEEN, KING? – QUEEN. – QUEEN, OH. […]

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Key & Peele – Office Homophobe

Key & Peele – Office Homophobe

[rhythmic bass beat, sensual moans] ♪ ♪ – LATRELL? – WHAT’S UP, BABY GIRL? – CAN YOU PLEASE TURN THAT OFF? – WHY, YOU DON’T LIKE MY MUSIC? – IS IT MUSIC? BECAUSE IT SOUNDS LIKE A BUNCH OF SEX NOISES OVER A BASS LINE. – OH. I GET IT. YOU DON’T LIKE MY MUSIC […]

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Key & Peele – Pizza Order

Key & Peele – Pizza Order

– HELLO? THANKS FOR CALLING MARIO’S PIZZA. THIS IS CARLOS SPEAKING. – HELLO. WE WOULD LIKE A LARGE PIE WITH PEPPERONI, PINEAPPLE, AND CHEESY CRUST. – LARGE PEPPERONI WITH PINEAPPLE AND CHEESY CRUST. – WE WOULD ALSO LIKE A LARGE PIE WITH BACON, PINEAPPLE, AND…CHEESY CRUST. – LARGE BACON, PINEAPPLE, WITH CHEESY CRUST. OKAY. IS […]

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The Nightly Show – Obesity in America

The Nightly Show – Obesity in America

THANK YOU VERY MUCH! OH, THANK YOU! (CHANTING) THANK YOU! THANK YOU VERY MUCH! WELCOME TO “THE NIGHTLY SHOW I’M YOUR HOST, LARRY, LARRY, LARRY, (LAUGHTER) BEFORE WE GET GOING, LAST NIGHT WAS THE SUPER BOWL, CONGRATULATIONS PATIOTS I’M GLAD YOU WON. AND I’M A SEAHAWKS FAN. I REALLY SLAMMED THE PATS ON THURSDAY’S SHOW. […]

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